{"id":2278,"date":"2012-05-31T20:37:46","date_gmt":"2012-06-01T04:37:46","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.davidcong.net\/?p=2278"},"modified":"2012-05-31T20:42:42","modified_gmt":"2012-06-01T04:42:42","slug":"language-imitation","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.davidcong.net\/?p=2278","title":{"rendered":"Language Imitation"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Usually, when you hear a guy speaking a foreign language, and he sounds a little bit like a girl, it&#8217;s probably because he learned it from one.  Honestly, can you blame him?  I mean, what&#8217;s the major motivation for guys to learn languages?  Dating foreign chicks!<\/p>\n<p>A woman asked me yesterday, &#8220;If I learn Cantonese from you, will I be speaking like a guy?&#8221;  Luckily for the most part, Cantonese is a relatively gender-neutral language, minus a few <a href=\"http:\/\/people.cohums.ohio-state.edu\/chan9\/articles\/naccl-11.pdf\" target=\"_blank\">sentence final particles<\/a> <sub>(archived <a href='http:\/\/www.davidcong.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/05\/naccl-11.pdf'>here<\/a>)<\/sub>.  But even if she ends up speaking like a guy, it&#8217;s ok.  They&#8217;ll just think:  &#8220;Wow!  \u5462\u500b\u5973\u4eba\u8b1b\u8a71\u597d\u4f3c\u5572\u6b66\u4fe0\u5c0f\u8aaa\u5605\u300c\u82f1\u96c4\u8c6a\u5091\u300d\uff01&#8221; (Translation:  &#8220;Wow!  This woman talks like she&#8217;s one of those heroines from those martial arts novels!&#8221;)<br \/>\nIf you don&#8217;t think that&#8217;s possible:  It is.  You just need to add in this music in the background:<br \/>\n<center><br \/>\n[media id=20]<br \/>\n<sub>Background music makes your life all cool, and melodramatic<\/sub><br \/>\n<\/center><\/p>\n<p>Afterall, it worked so well for this girl:<br \/>\n<center><br \/>\n[media id=21]<br \/>\n<\/center><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Usually, when you hear a guy speaking a foreign language, and he sounds a little bit like a girl, it&#8217;s probably because he learned it from one. Honestly, can you blame him? I mean, what&#8217;s the major motivation for guys to learn languages? Dating foreign chicks! A woman asked me yesterday, &#8220;If I learn Cantonese &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.davidcong.net\/?p=2278\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Language Imitation&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2278","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.davidcong.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2278","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.davidcong.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.davidcong.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.davidcong.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.davidcong.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2278"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.davidcong.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2278\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.davidcong.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2278"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.davidcong.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2278"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.davidcong.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2278"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}