Leather Jackets

I’ve found out that whenever I wear a leather jacket, people tend to have a negative attitude about it. They always want to say something.

“Look at that guy: He’s a turd! I hate him already!”

“Fuckin’ poser!”

What’s wrong with a leather jacket? Is it because it’s made from cow? How about if I wore a fleece jacket or something made from industrial-use hemp, or recycled material?

Would they rather see me not wear anything?

“Let me see that Co~o~ong!”

My buddies always used to sing –so I guess that must be the case.

When did this country become so obsessed with seeing human skin, yet cow skin somehow evokes such strong emotions?

People are dumb.