Language Imitation

Usually, when you hear a guy speaking a foreign language, and he sounds a little bit like a girl, it’s probably because he learned it from one. Honestly, can you blame him? I mean, what’s the major motivation for guys to learn languages? Dating foreign chicks!

A woman asked me yesterday, “If I learn Cantonese from you, will I be speaking like a guy?” Luckily for the most part, Cantonese is a relatively gender-neutral language, minus a few sentence final particles (archived here). But even if she ends up speaking like a guy, it’s ok. They’ll just think: “Wow! 呢個女人講話好似啲武俠小說嘅「英雄豪傑」!” (Translation: “Wow! This woman talks like she’s one of those heroines from those martial arts novels!”)
If you don’t think that’s possible: It is. You just need to add in this music in the background:


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Background music makes your life all cool, and melodramatic

Afterall, it worked so well for this girl:


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